“apparently if we do a miracle together it all works a bit too well” listen LISTEN i think this is why. i think the magnitude and power of that miracle they did together is what alerted the metatron and why he has come to separate them by all means, because they have not realized yet quite how powerful they are together and what that could mean!! this is why, i think???? they used to do each other’s miracles and temptations for each other, but never with, and that could change everythign and could get in the way of certain Ineffable Plans (that i don’t think are necessarily God’s, looking at you villain metatrash)
Also what the fuck was the im sorry dance. They really just did that and there was no further context. One of them said “do a silly little jig for my forgiveness” one day and they both just. Committed. What is wrong with them I wanna study them under a microscope
’“My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.” Elizabeth’s astonishment was beyond expression. She stared, coloured, doubted, and was silent.’
……well if no one else is going to say it there’s no way that wasn’t crowley and aziraphale’s respective first kisses. the hands. the non moving faces. just pressing their lips together. sorry to all u “they slept around” headcanoners but those r lovesick virgins